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Thursday

Chasenoobjes

All ReeS, all chase.

That's not to say I don't think ReeSend isn't good — he is, certainly better than me (yes, I know my rail's shit in that game; he's about 50% better than me [14.6k damage given versus my normal 1:1 ratio of 9k]*) — but the amount of chasing (and shit talking) he does is unbelievable. I wish I'd dumped his weapon stats but I would bet that there's maybe 20+ machinegun (mg) kills there. FWIW, here's the stats I do have (top 3 players from each side):

TEAM Player Kll Dth FC FTime FA TD FR Score
RED ReeS 85 43 2 3:50.4 0 28 1 145
RED {xE}MIttens 56 38 1 1:31.4 1 17 6 95
RED gzd.bld 57 25 2 1:38.2 1 8 1 79

RED Totals 349 289 5 8:16.9 4105 20 7

TEAM Player Kll Dth FC FTime FA TD FR Score
BLUE ApAtrU.es 46 48 0 0:24.6 0 11 4 77
BLUE Erdenkind 44 44 1 4:20.9 0 9 1 68
BLUE 0xdeadbeef 40 47 0 0:11.6 1 10 8 66

BLUE Totals 299 357 2 6:16.9 3 55 22 2

FC: Flag Captures TD: Team Defense FA: Flag Assists FR: Flag Recovery

So poor fucking Erdenkind had a huge amount of FT but only capped once, but what's interesting (aside from my, uh, crap kill/death ratio) since no one on blue was playing defense, SMU and I spent the entire fucking game on flag recovery. Not fun.

Anyway, they were lost offensively without him. I actually played defense on Bloodlust instead of flag recovery (although since it's outside of the flag room, no TD).

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* All defense/FFA game (aka "look ma, I can aim" [and spam :/]).