Bondage & Servitude

It occurred to me the other day that I didn't know anything about tying knots. With the help of Wikipedia and some other sites, I know have a variety of loops, bends, hitches, and lashings at my disposal. I've also changed the way I tie my shoes. Need to relace them next...

There are a couple of things I could do for work (websites and writing some design software) but, honestly, I can't be bothered to spend my free time working on it. Yes, I would probably be compensated for my time (althoughly likely not adequately) but why the hell should I give up the little free time I have for work?