LAGG

So I tried playing LAG...which means loosing money much faster since I don't even have to have a hand to pay people off! Turn push with NFD...he has to have a monster to call here...*flips middle set*...BASTARD.

Obviously. Feel like I should be playing 22+, Axs, & 65s+. That's what...78+48+32+28...13% VPIP. Throw in AKo and it's 15% VPIP.

Whatever, I think...and I'm pretty serious about this, that I'll do PLO flippament for what remains on FTP. If I win I'll try and forgo the temptation to flip until robusto. If I lose, I may just get drunk and hang myself. Thing is...if it painless, I'd have done it already. Shotgun to the brain would be ideal. Maybe I should move back to America just to get a gun? Or, I could use monies to holiday somewhere with a tall structure and on the last day jump off of it. There's an aquaduct around here but getting there is a hassle.

Meh. Hanging is easier. Maybe I'll get lucky (lol, yeah) and break my neck instead of asphyxiating. Anyway, a few minutes of agony is far better than any of the years I've lived past...probably '96.

Money can't buy happiness but it can solve problems. A million quid would solve all my immediate problems. But so will ten feet of rope.

Shipit

STFU? Seriously, what a tool. 200NL vid: Essentially zero content just a 28/25 LAG being 'way cool' by saying "ship it (don't wreck it)" ad nauseum. In between loads of light 3betting & bluffing, he keeps looking at PT to check his day. He also brings up 2+2 & some torrent website. He's so cool. Barf.

Whatever, he is e-cool and runs over the tables, I am not e-cool and get run over.

Meh, I'll also watch the 100NL one.

Although the commentary was essentially useless, watching the actual play was semi-interesting. Shows me spots where I can be 3betting and opening a lot lighter. Incredibly, he was even getting respect for his cbets, etc. So 'lol'.

Long&

So I played what is for me a long session today. After not bothering to play Fri & Sat. Boy do I get rewarded! AKs, lagtagfish sits down and all his hands have been 3bet pots against me: He opens UTG, I 3bet KK, he folds. I open AQo in the SB, he 3bets, I fold. I open AKs in the CO, he 3bets, BB cold-calls (HELLO JJ+). K6s7s, check, check, he pots, BB goes out, I push and he obviously has 67s. I mean if you're going to make obvious light 3bets it's only fair that FTP gives you two pair v. TPTK. Every. Time.

Every 3bet pot is the same: Outflopped over, and over, and over. When I 4bet AK pf, it's KK+ time. In todays expert outflop, I should have 4bet anyway, despite BBs scariness.

Oh, and for little pots: Everytime a lagtagfish calls OOP, they flop trips v. overpair. Or, if I check with my TPMK to induce some bluffs...they turn trips/two pair. So pathetic.

Whee

im still trying to decide if that graph makes me wanna quit playing poker, or start playing lots more.

Obv

Back from break. KK < AA all-in pf. KK < TP+BDFD. Poker is fun because...1. get good hand 2. play it so-so 3. ??? 4. LOSE.

Seriously, why bother? First hand at table get dealt KK. Ugh. Loads of limpers, including SB. I raise (why?) 3 calls. Flop is Q33r which is pretty good. I bet...2/3. 2 folds and SB calls. Turn is 4 putting two hearts out there. His range for calling the flop is a Queen or a 3 so I check intending to call/valuebet river. River 7 giving 3 hearts, he bets...I think about folding. I don't see why a Queen would bet...he can't have a worse two pair. Whatever, fulltilt has made it my job to pay off their eminently optimistic calls: QThh, backdoor flush FTW.

KK, 3bet 20/6/2 guy...he 4bets...sigh...fulltilt has made it my job to pay off when they have AA, I push, AA holds despite QJxxx board. Cooler? No, because they must be folding KK to a single 3bet whenever I get it.

I give up. Where's my drugs so I can hang myself? Oh right, can't get those either.

homersexicles

So...I'm on a break from poker. Spent evening chilling out and writing a dumb sql query...that's actually turned out to be a lot harder than I realised. Partially because I had a huge amount of glare on my laptop. White wall by my deck + windows...then my laptop battery died at 40%. Processing the results with perl would have been oh so much easier/quicker. Basically so far I have a sub-query with a load of JOINs and bunch of RE pattern matching against the raw HH going on. For some reason the RE weren't working as expected...but I plonked in the (?n) newline-sensitive tag and it...did. Also, went_to_showdown_n doesn't mean what you think it means...(AKA, PT's HH parsing isn't perfect).

So, yeah, I should end up with a super-duper query that shows how sets are doing (UH, BADLY). I may graph them for bonus points. This is pretty much mental masturbation but it's not without utility & I can extend it...to see how often I get overflushed! Partially kidding. But there seems to be a lot of cool things I could do here. The most obvious one is 3betting. Although...since I am no longer storing observed HHs, that's of limited utility (which is fine, because before storing the HHs provided zero benefit).

I've gotten a few weird emails thanking me for my webcomics. Great...So I googled.

Found someone who's willing to coach smartNIT for $40 an hour. I may do that instead of 3bet. I mean, I like Josh, but...results, results, results. 3bet coaching has done nothing for me results wise. So even if this cheaper coaching is a complete waste of time, it doesn't actually matter.

7 turns

Well...I'm officially on a break from poker. lolo.

Dear god: I flop a set. Guess what he could possibly have? Eh? Overset? Why the fuck not...

Failed to felt two TPTK hands after turn CRs. Josh thought this was weak. Perhaps. 3bet AKo, miss, bet, fold to a push.