Yeah, yeah

I 4bet AKo all-in all the time. Yeah, yeah, it's mad profitable. Yeah, yeah. I bluff a lot and win mad loot. Yeah, yeah.

Cocksucking, douchefag liars. Or maybe they're living in an entirely different world. One in which people call with worse hands than AA/KK when you push AK. Or people fold to bluffs. Or people call with worse hands. I wish I lived in that world.

I spend all day thinking about poker, I play an hour or two and never want to think about it again. I am inches from quitting.