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Wednesday

Jackpot!

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em [BBJ table] (10 handed)

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9, 9.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9♠, T♣, 9♣ (6 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J♣ (3 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, Button raises, SB folds, Heroine 3-bets, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q♣ (2 players)
Heroine bets, Button raises, Heroine 3-bets, Button caps, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results:
Heroine has 9 9 (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7♣ 8♣ (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB.

This is the worst beat ever, do you see why?

So, um, I can never whine about a 4 outer again. Ever.