Die fuckers

KK cracked by AJo (flop AAx), AA cracked by K6o (flop KQ8r, turn another King). Did it not cross AJ's mind that raising UTG his Jack kicker might be no good? No, because no one raises AK UTG. Duh. K6o was a shortstack twat who put his money in when he was behind so I made mad Skalanskys there.

I try and steal the blinds with KQo, fails.

Not sure why I keep trying.