I think I give up

BB J8, flop J8x. All-in versus fish. Fish shows KJ, King on the river. AA, SS 3bets me to $20 with KK OTB. Boastful guy coldcalls from the blinds. Kxx flop. All-in against the button. OF COURSE. I mean, of course he has KK. The minraise on the flop CANT be AK. Not against me. And that guy can't miss on the river, can he? I mean, 3 outs is a 3-1 favourite against whatever I have. I'm pushing preflop next time.

So, yeah, it looks like I will be killing myself, and I will cite online poker for the reason out of spite.