Ownage

By the fish. I recall winning two pots over 20BB, both were against TAG regulars, both times they checked down Ace-high against 44 & 22. SHIPIT.

I recall losing countless pots: Raise AQ, SS call, deepstack calls. A25 flop, deepstack leads, I call, SS calls. SS checks, deepstack bets again. My plan was to get all-in on a blank turn but it's a 4 or something making wheel possible. Frak, whatever, I call, SS calls. River, a low diamond, SS checks, deepstack checks, I, of course, check. SS shows KJ OBV.

And of course, shortstacks monster 5-out draws kept crushing my overpairs. Then I coinflipped AK for ~40BB with QQ. Pff, when I need outs they're nowhere.

Folded QQ on a 5-high board vs. 20/2/1 guy after he minraised flop, bet turn semi-strongly. Superposition: If I call, he shows a set. If I fold, he shows JJ-.

Flopped one set, that I recall from the SB, J3J. No action. Zero action when I had the best hand, and I flopped the best hand maybe three times.

Raise KTo OTB, flop Kxx, blind checks, I check. Turn Jack. He bets, I call. River is a club, I call his bet. KJo for the awesome. Probably should fold river. No point raising KTo, if I check/fold TP every fucking time.

Next, get AJo. Flop is QTx spade draw. He check/calls. I miss on the turn, miss on the river. River was a spade but I think that he's going to look me up with KQo. I had the Ace of spades, though. If I could have seen his cards, I would have potted flop, potted turn, pushed river. I'm sure he snap calls, though.

Yeah, so today all I did was lose when ahead, put money in behind. Never won at SD. I love, love poker.

So, yeah, I really cannot be bothered playing the second session tonight. Gosh, I wonder why?

Thinking about advertising Stars in FT chat everytime I get sucked out on. This will either force those fucks to flip my boomswitch or ban my chat. Or they'll take my roll. Whatever.